How Not To Do An Interview
15 10 2007There I was sitting across from my next victim…
I almost love doing interviews because I can really get an opportunity to find out how many people lie on their resumes.
I was sitting across from a nicely dressed man. He sat quietly while I reviewed his resume. As I asked him about a couple of areas he began to fidget…
I started to get a little skeptical because he was hemming and hawing like he was trying to hide something. I dug a little deeper…
Lowe and behold this guy didn’t have a clue about what was on his resume. It turns out that he “helped” some people perform a few tasks but didn’t actually do them himself.
So I figured, maybe this is a small mistake. Maybe I should go a little easier and ask about something else that might be a true fact considering his experience in the field. So…I did…
Bam! Another lie. By this point my blood was boiling. This guy wasted my time… Somehow got through a prescreening of recuriters and is now looking like an unprepared individual.
I am the type of person that likes to give the benefit of the doubt. I allow for 3 strikes before I call it a day…
I give this guy one more shot…He finally comes through. I figure I have to keep going and see how deep his knowledge truly is and bam we hit strike three. This dude wouldn’t have been able to come onto our team as a junior anything let alone that we were looking for a senior person.
Wow! What a waste of time…
When you are learning how to do a resume…I know I have said it before but you really should consider every aspect of your expereince and make sure that you did what you say you did. At least if you didn’t…be able to speak to it and fake it like you really researched it or something.
Once you realize the importance of your resume and how much it can make or break you in an interview I know you will look to do it perfectly each and every time. I say perfectly but in actuality I am asking you to just not lie about your experience.
You can use experience in ways that are creative and no other person would use but just don’t lie about it. Don’t put blantly obvious stuff that you have never done on your resume…
Ok, I am off of my whine…. I guess I need to go get some cheese now.
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Have a great day.
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